runaway tram

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

australiansanta:

quirkybrittany:

australiansanta:

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

what’s wrong with “xD”?

not now quirkybrittany

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

dingoinnuendo:

wwebkinz:

dingoinnuendo:

makin my way downtown

have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior

walkin faster

where-is-my-tennant:

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chill and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

aliens

THERES A MINI CAMERA INSIDE YOU

slavesdiary:

“Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.” 
― Leonardo da Vinci