1. In the delivery room

    tokomon:

    mother: is it a boy or a girl?

    doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

    (via blazingalpaca)

     

  2. (Source: h-abitual, via neweraking93)

     

  3. meladoodle:

    THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

    (via blazingalpaca)

     

  4. gaymommy:

    grandpa what the fuck did you just do

    (Source: latadelixo, via blazingalpaca)

     

  5. deductionhunters:

    theskeletonsareafterme:

    zelamish:

    wunderbrot:

    the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

    to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

    Accurate.

    GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

    No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

    You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

    (via trixsmia)

     

  6. (Source: memewhore, via blazingalpaca)

     

  7. pesamientossuicidas:

    Eclipse lunar 2014

    (Source: brokendreamsandsadness, via kim-jong-chill)

     

  8. inland-delta:

    Emile Friant, Voyage a l’Infini, 1899

    (Source: commons.wikimedia.org, via ztalb)

     

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  10. ronniroo:

     

    (Source: mouzeron)

     

  11. magicalnaturetour:

    Antarctica as seen from space. Image credit: NASA

     

  12. victortristan:

    kbergmann:

    2000ish:

    CLAPBACK

    YAS, TOM!!

    This is why he was everyone’s friend!

    YAAAASSSS

    (Source: tontonmichel, via mala-educacion)

     

  13. smokist:

    i have been waiting for this photo for years

    (Source: christinahendricks, via mala-educacion)

     

  14. (Source: ov-rcast, via angemon-s)

     

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